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I was born to do this.
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It means everything to me.
Nothing else matters but...
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This is for you, mom.
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LOOKING FOR A SEXY BOMB
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With the song "Juicing Down",
cheers for Karen McClair!
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Fantastic! I understood you!
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I think they surely understood you!
Let's see what the jury thinks.
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Ladies, would you have Karen
in the band Sexxbombz ?
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Wonderful. I adore her.
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Jordan, did you understand Karen?
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Karen, I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
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We are in the semifinals of the competition.
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Everyone is talented. No?
The question is:
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you are talented enough
to enter Sexxbombz ?
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- How can you watch this again?
- Shut up, sucker.
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Do you know something?
You dance like a gazelle.
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On LSD.
I like it! I like it! Yes!
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- Do you think I look good?
- Don't be silly. you are my sister
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Dad!
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- Freddie says I'm ugly.
- She's not ugly, she's sexy.
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Dad, he's talking nonsense.
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Tell your sister
that she looks sexy on TV.
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- Come on.
- You look hot on TV, Karen.
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Now let's see the best part.
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We had a record number of votes.
Over 1,000 messages and calls.
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Last girl in
in the final of "We are looking for a sexy bomb".
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is...
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You just know you won!
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Karen!
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Yes!
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I hope so
my mother saw me from heaven.
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This is for you mom
i love you forever!
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What the hell, dad!
Hear what he says too.
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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Yes...
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- You are in my garden.
- Yes.
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Good. So...
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I wanted to see what you have in store.
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- Where?
- In the warehouse.
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Everyone says you have a wonderful shed.
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- Everyone?
- Yes.
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Everyone praises her.
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Well, that's it.
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And what are you doing with the boys here?
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You braid your hair
and you play with your paw on the biscuit?
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I haven't done this in a long time.
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Then...
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Are we smoking a nail?
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Loud.
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Why don't you get your porn off the internet,
like normal people?
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What the hell is this?
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well you know sometimes
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when you're too broke to go out...
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Sorry.
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I wasn't expecting guests.
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And if you wait, what do you do?
Do you remove the macrame?
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They really keep the cups clean.
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Thank you for having me.
I know it's weird.
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Not. It's... that's it. You know?
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It's good.
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It's good.
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It's just that...
Seems like a good place to hide.
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You won't guess what happened.
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I run into a skinny Asian
at Green, who was making schemes
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on a piece of linoleum.
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And he has a sign, "Anwar the Magnificent".
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The man puts on a show and earns money.
So I ask him if I can get in?
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He asks me
if I know the Buddha Cheese Buddha move?
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- And I tell him...
- Cook!
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I tell him...
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Blow into my shell and call me Shirley.
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welcome
in the fortress of our solitude!
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I think I like Sexxbombz.
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And Karen's outfit from last night
it was a gem.
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It certainly defies the laws of physics.
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All that material
surely it cannot cover
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the area required by law
audio-visual in England.
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- Did you see him, Eff?
- No.
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The skirt was so short
that her ass winked at me.
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Drive the nail, Freddie Brek.
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- It does the trick.
- Relax, I've perfected it.
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Water! Water!
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- You can not !
- JJ!
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Let me... Absolutely brilliant!
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Since when did you put that there?
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- For about eight months.
- Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant, mate.
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Fucked in my pussy.
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After all this fun,
I would give up. Are you coming, Eff?
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It will come to you.
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I better fuck JJ.
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I know it wasn't a compliment,
but I'll take it as is.
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Maybe you didn't understand. I said:
"Are you coming? It's going to come to you."
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I caught myself. Freddie and JJ caught up.
The termite there got caught.
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But you will have no part.
did you catch
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No, I'm confused.
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I don't get as close to your bitch as a pencil.
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- I know where he was.
- What?
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Then cut it!
This is our place, right?
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If you don't mess with us, you disappear.
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Dude, you can blow my ass if you want
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but i would say that
and Jay has a better chance than you.
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I mean, when you spat
last fire?
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Freddie! Freddie!
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Dinner is ready!
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Call me "Minxy Sexxbomb"
or "Foxxy Sexxbomb"?
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Jordan says he likes "Minxy".
I wanted it to be "Sexy Sexxbomb"...
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Don't you realize?
Look at his eyes. It's cabbage.
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No, I'm not.
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I have... homework to do.
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- Do you tell him, father?
- Sit down.
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- I have work to do.
- Freddie, sit down!
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Sit down!
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- We want you here tomorrow at two.
- Why?
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Film the pre-finale interview.
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Say how much you miss your mother
and how much you want me to earn.
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I don't even have words for this.
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- My mother died, vote for me!
- It's not like it's not true.
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- I miss my mother every day.
- Shit.
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- And do that job.
- You need a story.
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- Everyone knows that.
- See?
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- He didn't mean it like that.
- Well, yes.
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At least I have ambition!
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I don't think you should rub Robbie Williams
until he lets loose on your face
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it is set as ambition.
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Well done, very nice!
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- Be here tomorrow at two.
- You know what? Why would I come?
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I wash your clothes
i make you eat
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I keep you under one roof
they probably pay for weed too
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and I do all this without
to ask you for anything Just that.
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- Look at her!
- She's your sister. Support her!
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It's... damn it!
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do you know
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It's like, fuck, you know.
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- Dad!
- Come and apologize!
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- Freddie, step back!
- Father, make him apologize to me!
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I'm sorry.
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Father, make him come back!
Dad, please!
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So, "Hamlet".
What is it about?
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Guys?
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Anyone?
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Well, Josie,
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through the pain,
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Hamlet struggles
between action and non-action,
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and through this struggle
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encounters existential forces
that lights his path to death,
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it being, in itself, life.
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So be it, edifying theory, Gerald.
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- Very good.
- Thank you.
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No, I thank you.
It's a pleasure to teach you.
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- I was caught.
- Freddie is always late.
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- Sorry.
- Wait, please.
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Won't Freddie just take 10 more?
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I'm afraid not, Gerald.
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And you will all fail
unless you read the damn book.
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I read it. It was great!
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But I didn't really understand anything.
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In the end, is the ghost to blame?
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Or Voldemort?
That really is a beast, isn't it?
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I think you messed up the cards again, Panda.
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In conclusion, the prevailing themes
from Shakespeare's play
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"Hamlet" is action, non-action,
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madness, suffering,
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death, being.
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Being or non-being.
That is the question.
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Anyone else?
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Hamlet is basically a teenager.
He has a lot of wishes.
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But he does not have the courage to fulfill them.
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so go crazy
and rubbed it thinking of Ofelia
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and it gets so boring
so someone has to kill him.
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I don't know if that's right.
Nobody rubs it in Hamlet.
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Yes. A bunch.
Except they call it "soliloquizing."
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Hello, Blondino. She's funny.
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Cook! No, please. Please!
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Stop it! Please!
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- Freds!
- Thanks a lot, Cook.
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Now my nipples are irritated.
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Come on, let's go have a drink.
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- No, I have...
- Come on.
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Gotta get that Dickens out of me
from the head Let's get dirty.
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- But...
- Come on, Freds.
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I haven't been out in a hundred years.
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Not.
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I'm going home.
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No! Not again!
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Tickle him too!
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So Freddie.
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Tell us what it means to you
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to see Karen in the grand finale
from "Looking for a Hot Bombshell".
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Well, you know...
I mean...
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I can't quite put it into words.
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It's wonderful. It's... wonderful.
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He is the best brother in the world.
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And we take each day as a blessing
from God, because
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you know, mother is no longer with us.
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It really makes you think.
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Really? For what?
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At, you know, how precious life is.
And other things.
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Freddie, why don't you tell me
what was it like to lose your mother?
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I didn't lose it. I won't find her
after the couch or something.
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I know, but... you get it.
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- How did you feel?
- I felt great, Jordan.
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I felt "really" wonderful.
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But let me ask you.
What it's like to be a corporate puppet,
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cocaine and with a minimum budget?
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Okay, I think we'll stop here.
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Mom was...
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She told me I had a talent
and a gift.
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She sang first with me
and he believed in me.
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when i sing there
I don't sing just for me
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I sing for her too.
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And I sing for anyone
he went through a tragedy.
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Okay, cut here. I love you, Karen.
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i really love you
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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You are so warm and sweet and calm.
I feel like eating you.
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I would like to eat you.
You would like it too, wouldn't you, Karen?
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- I'd love to, Jordan.
- Okay. So.
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I need a Chai Latte.
Where is that assistant ox?
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He is there with the other oxen.
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You know, you're not that cool, kid.
Nobody wants to eat you.
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- Phil? Yeah, man.
- You are such a jerk.
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Why are you ruining my job?
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I want that merchandise that makes you
go crazy, you know?
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To start raping the world, you know?
You are gorgeous. See you then.
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Maybe you should
screw it or something, kid.
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I'll be a corporate puppet
or what do you want
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but I'm having a hell of a time.
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How does it help you?
that you are a prickly little boy?
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I've never seen you dressed like this before
since... never.
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You look a bit like Frau Hilde
from primary school.
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Now, Kinder, take the glitter
and the macaroni and paste!
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- Express yourself, yes?
- Alas, Alas, Jeremiah. Not.
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Not. Not.
You only have glue on your lip.
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Do you remember how Cook
was he trying to put pencils in her bra?
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Yes.
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We had fun in primary school.
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Indeed yes.
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Cook wants you to come tomorrow
at Uncle Keith's bar for the test.
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If Cook wants me to come,
I better hurry, right?
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Why don't you want to be friends with us anymore?
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Cook has no friends, only acquaintances.
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- Don't say that!
- JJ!
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And ? I mean, what else are you going to do?
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Either way, you're going to love this.
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Stay like this. Pack of cards, handkerchief,
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and a mouse, but because
I don't actually have a mouse, an eraser.
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I want you to choose a book.
I choose it for you.
248
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:19,759
Hi Effy.
I hope you are well. Good.
249
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,919
Elizabeth,
it's important to remember
250
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,959
that me and your mother
we still love each other very much.
251
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,839
- That's not true.
- Yes, that's not true.
252
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:33,839
- And that's why you're leaving.
- That's why I'm getting the hell out of here.
253
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,799
I get on the plane straight away.
That's exactly what I do.
254
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,880
I'm getting the hell out of here.
255
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,280
what's the matter
256
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,880
Tu ai vrut nenorocita asta de casă.
I bought it for you.
257
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:07,079
And you have so little imagination
that you are messing with my boss!
258
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,319
- Maybe if you talked to me...
- You could have made out with the guy...
259
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,639
...from Tesco.
260
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,719
- Take what you want!
- I don't want anything!
261
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,519
Take them! Otherwise I give them all
to that Oxfam shit!
262
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,039
Don't you dare use Oxfam
and shit in the same sentence!
263
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,879
- Get something!
- I'll get my pan!
264
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,479
If you take that pan you are dead!
265
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,279
I brought your bracelet back.
266
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,360
Thank you.
267
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,880
We would fit together.
268
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,800
- You don't think so?
- No.
269
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,920
- Why?
- Because I would break your heart.
270
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,559
Or me to you.
271
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:57,560
Nobody breaks my heart.
And anyway, why would I want to?
272
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,280
Who is this Easter?
273
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,160
Incredible.
274
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,960
Actually, they're not crazy, you know.
275
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,720
They are only women.
276
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,840
It's amazing what you can do
if you wake up early, right?
277
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,959
- Let me put it!
- Don't swear.
278
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,359
It's a mess!
This is our damn warehouse!
279
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:15,159
Mine, JJ's and Cook's,
since we were children.
280
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,239
Maybe it's time to grow up.
281
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,480
Karen needs a place where
to repeat. And the shed, in fact, is mine.
282
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,159
That's the worst thing
that anyone has ever done to me.
283
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,520
I didn't do it to you.
I made it for you.
284
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,720
Good. Question 23.
285
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,759
The swan is the only bird with a penis,
286
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:03,280
but as much as a cockroach can
to live without a head?
287
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,880
It's easy.
288
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,399
That's life, right?
The three musketeers shaking their heads.
289
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,560
Let's honor.
290
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,679
Come on, good luck.
291
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,199
- Good luck.
- Good luck.
292
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,959
...at Exeter Prison.
293
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,959
On what dates did the attacks take place?
294
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,520
Keith,
what's up with these questions?
295
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,160
Do you want to be disqualified?
296
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,720
What were the dates?
297
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,319
- Yes.
- Well, in 1066...
298
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,160
Do you know what Naomi means backwards?
299
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,720
- I groan.
- Damn JJ.
300
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,719
Awesome, man.
301
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,119
In Sherwood Forest, a famous oak...
302
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,079
- Hello, Eff. what are you doing
- Are you okay?
303
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Yes. who is he
304
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,120
- How was it?
- Mike.
305
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,319
Romantic.
306
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,479
ok baby At Clitoris Allsorts
more members would be needed.
307
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,440
Okay, Keith, we're not stopping.
308
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,279
So. Next question.
309
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,639
Thrown from a height
of 2.50 meters,
310
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,920
how high should he jump
a new tennis ball?
311
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,440
Please answer in hectares.
312
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,199
- I found the answer.
- Then write it, Jaykins.
313
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,440
1912. A famous ship hits an iceberg.
314
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,120
We don't let anything come between us.
315
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,119
Brothers are over whores, boys
brothers over whores.
316
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,519
- Yes.
- We have bigger fish to fuck.
317
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,519
Who do you think is your sister?
The shed thing sucks.
318
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,479
- Cookie Monster doesn't like this.
- If you find her so reprehensible...
319
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Why did you have sex with her?
320
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,759
Stay like this.
That had to stay in the safe.
321
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,959
- JJ!
- I'm sorry!
322
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,679
- I am emotionally underdeveloped.
- What!
323
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,479
- Did you have sex with my sister?
- You know how I am, Freds.
324
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,119
Half a bottle of grappa
and become a machine gun.
325
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,560
Did you fuck my sister?
326
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,160
...and who made the balls?
327
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,200
Be yourself, Freddie. just be
328
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,399
Let me put it!
329
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,960
Come on, Karen, come on!
330
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,919
what do you want
331
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,079
Is there anything else you want to take?
332
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,359
- What?
- You already have this.
333
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,999
Maybe you want my bedroom too
to get solar
334
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,079
Maybe that way you'll have a chance tomorrow.
335
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,319
Freddie, let me repeat,
you can hit me on the head after the finals.
336
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,079
I'm so sorry.
337
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,999
I forgot that this is the only thing
that matters on earth.
338
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,840
- Grow the hell up.
- You don't realize, do you?
339
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,559
Nu-ți dai seama
ce clișeu nenorocit ești de fapt.
340
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,240
Go away, Freddie.
341
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,479
So, out of curiosity,
342
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,640
what were you dreaming about when you fucked yourself
with my best friend?
343
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,679
- It wasn't like that.
- I bet he fucked you well.
344
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,280
I know how you are, Karen.
345
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:16,199
Love me... love me... love me.
346
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,240
- Stop it.
- What a damn whore you are!
347
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,720
Karen. go to your room
Get some rest.
348
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,559
Never talk to him like that again
your sister!
349
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,880
What are you going to do?
350
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Freddie...
351
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,120
Every time I look at you, I wonder.
352
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,160
You have your mother's eyes, but...
353
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,919
I don't know who you are anymore.
354
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,519
You just skate.
355
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,840
That's all you do.
356
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,640
- Yes?
- Is Effy here?
357
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,440
No, it's just here
terrible of me.
358
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,359
Do you know where it is?
359
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,560
Please !
360
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,480
It's at...
At the water park, I think.
361
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,080
There it goes...
362
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,000
To get out of here.
363
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,920
Effy! Effy!
364
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,600
Effy!
365
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,760
Effy, I want to talk!
366
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,319
Hello! I'm Effy.
Now I don't talk.
367
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,120
But leave a message
and maybe I'll call you.
368
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,999
Effy, I came to tell you...
369
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,800
Freddie, I don't think I can...
370
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Now I told you, okay?
371
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,720
Now you know.
372
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,279
SEXY BOMB WANTED
373
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,840
THE GRAND FINALE
374
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:30,160
Jemma! It was exceptional!
375
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,200
Jordan?
376
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,680
I didn't like it.
377
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,280
I loved it like crazy!
378
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,360
I loved it like crazy!
379
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,520
Well done! Thank you so much, Jemma.
380
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,439
Time for the third
and the last issue tonight.
381
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,879
Playing the song that took Sexxbombz
first place in two countries,
382
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,799
a protectorate and of course
Wales, Karen McClair
383
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,840
with "Ass to Ass"!
384
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,599
Yes!
385
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,600
Absolutely fantastic!
386
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,400
I want to dedicate this song to my mother,
Mary McClair. i love you very much
387
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,439
Shut your mouth.
388
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,800
Karen. It was fantastic.
389
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,480
You don't just participate in the competition,
390
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,679
you are the competition!
391
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,280
Yes!
392
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,840
Yes, yes, yes!
393
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,280
What do you say, Sexxbombz?
do you feel the love
394
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,519
I feel my ass, baby!
395
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,040
They all feel the bottom.
Thank you. To Karen and everyone!
396
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,119
Good. It's time to vote for your favorite.
397
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,879
Honey, Jemma or Karen?
398
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,239
The lines are open, get on the phone
and come back in an hour.
399
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:48,440
One of these three lovely girls
it will be the new Sexxbomb!
400
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,400
Thanks, buddy.
401
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,399
what are you doing man
Come on, let's celebrate!
402
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,559
- What?
- He lost the fool.
403
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,800
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Okay, then we bring the party here.
404
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,840
Come on, Jay.
405
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,319
- JJ...
- He wanted to stop by.
406
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,680
Just don't do anything bad, okay?
407
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,720
Hello, Mr. McClair. Karen.
408
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,360
Hi JJ.
409
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,720
Bad luck, Karen,
at the competition, that is.
410
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,440
But you know, the wheel turns.
411
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,080
How much did you lose? 15 votes?
412
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,919
That's funny because...
413
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,720
There were so many people
in keith's bar tonight.
414
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,039
- Did you vote against her?
- Not just me.
415
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,919
Everyone. Even JJ.
416
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,519
- Cook, no.
- What did you do?
417
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,919
You took my store,
I took your contest. An eye for an eye.
418
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,999
Ordinary shit, you bastard!
You bastard!
419
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,479
Guys, stay put. Let's go outside!
420
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,359
I forgot how flexible you are, Karen.
421
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,560
what's going on
422
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,559
Come on. It was a long day.
423
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,799
Shit!
424
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,680
Selfish and bastard shit!
425
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,440
- Freddie, please.
- Then go ahead, kid.
426
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,120
I really love you, you bastard.
427
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,920
JJ, we're leaving, man.
428
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,520
- JJ, I'm sorry!
- JJ!
429
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,000
Look, you bastard!
430
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,199
Hello! I'm Effy. I'm not talking now
but leave a message...
431
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,880
Where the hell?
432
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,280
- Hello!
- Give it up once, won't you?
433
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,920
- What?
- Get the hell out of here.
434
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,800
Subtitling: Mihai Crăciun